My dad, having just had a look at the Tigers boxscore: “Honey, Troy Percival did a very bad thing.”
Me: “I know. I saw.”
My dad: “That doesn’t mean he’s a bad person. Just that he’s a bad pitcher. For tonight.”
*we both think about it for a minute*
Me: “No, it might mean that he’s a bad person.”
My dad: “Yes, yes, it might.”
Tigers fans, guys. I think we’re all like this.