Yes we did!
Two out of three against the Red Sox. I don’t think anyone was expecting that. If you tell me you were expecting that, I will call you a liar and will throw tacks at you. Not even Dmitri Young expected that.
Granted, Boston is in the midst of a complete and utter bullpen implosion (they lost 13-4 to the Rally Monkey Angels tonight), but still. Still. Beating down Kansas City, then winning two against Boston, and having that one loss come in extra innings. That’s something we should be able to work with and build on. The Bluebirds are tough, but maybe all we needed was a little winning to make some of the more moronic little clubhouse rifts melt away. We can do this, guys! Vance Wilson’s dream of batting .200 continues! Placido Polanco’s dream of finding a helmet that fits comfortably continues! Carlos Pena’s dream of playing major league baseball continues! The Dream of .500 marches on into the dawn of a new day!
Winning, guys! Winning!
Do you see me not talking about how much Pudge hates life, the universe, and everything, and how we’re doomed for the rest of eternity when it comes to free agents? Do you see me doing that? It’s pretty neat, you should try it sometime!