a Cleveland sweep makes for sad Tigers

illustration by Samara Pearlstein

Isn’t it funny how a 3-game losing streak can seem so much worse? I mean, it’s only 3 games. But it may as well be 30, the way it feels right now.

If it’s any consolation, we are not the only ones suffering from the Yankee Renaissance or whatever the hell it is they’re doing in New York these days. Re-inventing civilization. Rewriting War and Peace. Turning ARod into a beloved figure. All sorts of impossibilities. My point is that the Red Sox, who once had a 14.5 game lead in the AL East, now are a slender 1.5 games up, thanks to the Yankees (and the ineptitude of the Orioles). The amount of consolation this affords ME is exactly zero, but maybe it will help some of you to know you do not toil alone.

What can you say about this game? What can you say about any of them? This is a highly schizophrenic team we’re rooting for here… one week they can look like the 2006 team all the way through, and the next week they can look like the 2003 team (well… maybe not quite THAT bad). It’s all the more baffling because the talent level is so high, so very NOT like the 2003 team. Nate didn’t pitch horribly, and Bobby Seay did his job. Sure, it was the B-lineup out there for the day game (Raburn started in center, Hessman at third, Rabelo at catcher and Santiago at short [Carlos played first, and I don’t count Thames as a B-lineup kinda guy]), but that shouldn’t have made a difference; even our B-lineup has looked mighty at times this season.

Is this where you graciously incline your head and acknowledge the mastery of the opposing pitcher, admitting that no lineup could have done anything more against him? I guess it is. Tip of the cap to you, Captain Cheeseburger Sabathia. Enjoy your Cy Young.

We still aren’t technically, mathematically eliminated. Personally speaking, I’m putting all my hopes in a giant meteor crushing Yankee Stadium, but you know, I’ll take what I can get.

Tigerfly comes back, by the way, because he so tidily represents my sadness.


9 responses to “a Cleveland sweep makes for sad Tigers

  1. Sad Tigerfly is now my wallpaper at work. Because I like to be sad and emo, sigh. Also, work safe! And kinda adorably sad and emo because Samara manips and pictures are adorable.

  2. Heck, the way things are going for the Yanks, Bruce Willis would show up at the 11th hour, destroy the meteor and double Steinbrenner’s personal worth.
    This article on the Freep takes a look at ROLLER-COASTER NUMBERS:
    No hoppity-hops though…

  3. Tigerfly makes Baby Jesus cry.

  4. that Tigerfly is the saddest tiger I ever did see.

  5. Sad sad sad ow ow ow cry weep. This is what it’s all about, I guess. Twenty-nine teams aren’t going to win this thing. But it sucks when you know you had a chance to be that ONE. Stupid Kenny-Rogers-shoulder-clot-thingy. Stupid Grilli. Stupid Bonderman first innings. Stupid Neifi.
    It’s Neifi’s fault, somehow. I just know it.

  6. Tigerfly perfectly captures my mood. But we will be back in 2008!

  7. Quite sad to see the return of the Tigerfly. :\

  8. farlane, or the meteor would come crashing down, hit Jason Giambi’s head, and bounce back up into space.
    Matt, you’re right, my gosh. It IS all Neifi!!’s fault. We should have known his insidious presence would come creeping back in.
    And I’m both glad and saddened to see that we’re all on board with the tigerfly and his tigerflyish emotions.

  9. O Tigerfly, you made me so sad the first time I saw you, and now you make me sad again. O Tigerfly, stop being so cute, and also sad.

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