Oh my holy cats I don’t want to talk about it. I have already talked about it. I talked about it in the previous post. I have nothing more to say.
I have also found that the more the Tigs struggle and the more disgusted I get, the more I want to just write this entire blog in sarcastic LOLcat language. We’re heading there, folks. It may only be a matter of time. I CAN HAS ACTUAL BASE BALL TEEM?
So: sketchbook! 6 possible reasons the Detroit Tigers are struggling, rendered hastily and sketchily, for your viewing (dis)pleasure!
Possible Reason #1:
Baseball am too heavy 4 Kenny.
Possible Reason #2:
The second-hand smoke generated by Jim Leyland’s stress-smoking is choking the rest of the team to death.
Possible Reason #3:
Somehow, unbeknownst to the rest of us, Ugie has come back. And this time he means BUSINESS.
Possible Reason #4:
Miguel Cabrera’s weird beardlet/goatee…. THING has so horrified his teammates that they are unable to carry on with life and baseball.
Possible Reason #5:
Why no Japanese players??
Possible Reason #6: