photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
I AM SO GLAD THAT TODD JONES IS BACK WITH THE TEAM!!
0.2 innings pitched, 3 hits, 3 walks, 0 strikeouts, 5 runs (3 earned)
Three errors on the night! MAJESTIC!
Eight of Baltimore’s 14 hits went for extra bases! Three of Detroit’s 11 hits went for extra bases! POWER IS NOT JUST THE THING THAT MAKES THE BIG LIGHTS TURN ON WHEN IT GETS DARK OUT, GUYS.
Nine walks for the Orioles! Two walks for the Tigers! OBP MEANS ON BASE PERCENTAGE, NOT OH BOTHER with that PIDDLE.
I didn’t even see this game and it’s still making me tear my hair out in frustration (of course I also dragged myself all the way downtown and got rained out of a Paul Byrd/Roy Halladay matchup, so I am maybe a LITTLE surly in general).
Tomorrow it’s Verlander/Sarfate at 7:05 pm EDT. Will we play baseball, or will it be vomitball? No one can say for sure! Go Tigers!