Porcello does not win Rookie of the Year

photo by Samara Pearlstein

A TRAVESTY!

FredFred finished third in the RoY voting, behind the winner, Andrew Bailey of the A’s, and Elvis Andrus of the Rangers. Sure, Bailey had a sub-2 ERA, and Elvis Andrus is wicked cute, but did either of them come straight up from single-A because they were desperately needed by the big league club and then live up to that frankly impossible situation and somehow manage to avoid traumatizing themselves for the future by reprising Jeremy Bonderman’s 2003 season? THAT’S RIGHT, I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Sure, Bailey had a WHIP of 0.88, and Andrus is adorable, but did either of them take down a raving Kevin Youkilis and live to tell the tale with hardly a scratch on them? Does either one of them have THE THIRD at the end of his name? YEAH. DIDN’T THINK SO.

Whatever, Rookie of the Year voters. Whatever.

Justin Verlander also failed to be awarded by MLB, coming in third in the Cy Young voting. But the winner this year was Zack Greinke, who was better than everyone in the entire world, so I am not complaining.

On the Hot Stove front (can we call it the Hot Stove yet?), there has been some light chatter between the Tigers and the Mariners, regarding Edwin Jackson and what “sources” are calling “minimum-salary pitching” in exchange. I guess that’s interesting, kind of, but the Mariners may not be able to retain King Felix after 2011 and have shown interest in dudes like John Smoltz (6.35 combined ERA in ’09), so I think they’re just feeling out as much pitching as they possibly can right now.

4 responses to “Porcello does not win Rookie of the Year

  1. Well I agree that its a travesty, of course I am biased though! If you ask me a Starting Pitcher is much more valuable to a team than a Reliever who only throws 80 innings!

  2. Twice as many innings pitched. ‘Nuff said. Porcello also had a far higher batting average than Elvis (.400 vs. .267). What were they thinking?

  3. Who voted on this thing? Kevin Youkilis?

  4. Trammaker, that’s certainly an argument that shouldn’t be discounted… I mean, not that I’m biased either or anything… *cough* ;)

    Jeff, you are TOTALLY RIGHT, I can’t BELIEVE I didn’t mention the batting average! This just gets worse and worse the more I think about it, gosh.

    heitk1le, you’ve seen his huge bald head… that’s always the mark of an evil mind-controlling villain, right? I mean. I’m just sayin’. Theoretically speaking.

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