photo illustration by Samara Pearlstein
All these day games are killin’ me. I’m thinking the Tigers just need to stay out of the sun themselves for a little bit. We all know that the sun can be a cruel, hard, dangerous ball of flaming gas. The sun is not the Tigers’ friend.
They need to go hide themselves in a cave somewhere where they can practice, which is limiting. Shun the sun! Shunnnn! Luckily for the Tigs, Seattle, where they play next, is a place where it’s almost guaranteed that no one will be watching them in person anyways.
Bring on the soothing, cool wonders of the fall, or at least nighttime in the summer. Hopefully the later start time will jolt the team into, you know, actually playing well. Or it will give them enough time to come home from their hangovers (minus Miggy and G-Money, who do not need to be drinking). Whatever.
Very important feature post later tomorrow/early tonight. THE GREATEST BASEBALL MOVIE YOU PROBABLY NEVER SAW. It is so great. So, so great.