photos by Samara Pearlstein
things that are awesome
–Rod Allen: “He is such a hot dog. There’s not enough mustard and relish and ketchup in the grocery store for Papa Grande.” (but you have to imagine this said in a Rod Allen cadence)
–FredFred looking really, really good in his return from HenLand. Like… so good. ~Toledo magic~
–G-Money getting smashed in the head with a bat but being tough enough to stay in the game for a while, AND catch the day game after that night game like some kind of superheroic catcher, even though his actions are probably giving him a next-day concussion, which is something that I just made up.
–Facing the Rangers next, but NOT having to face Cliff Lee. Or CJ Wilson, actually.
–Thinking about putting together a team of players to destroy the minds and souls of proofreaders everywhere (Jhonny Peralta, Mat Latos, Jonathon Niese, Garret Anderson… help me out here).
things that are not awesome
–The fact that the doors in the Cleveland outfield wall are apparently not locked? Poor Rhino.
–Having to watch the real-time ruination of Andy Oliver. TOO EARLY, TOO EARLY.
–Being swept by the Racist Logos.
–BEING SWEPT BY THE RACIST LOGOS