photo by Samara Pearlstein
Things that never need to be seen in HD:
–Jeremy Bonderman’s incredibly sweaty neck.
–Jon Daniels sitting outside his private box, watching the game, picking his nose.
–Robbie Weinhardt’s face as a comebacker flies off his elbow.
–Will Rhymes’ hair (sorry Will, I’m sure it’s lovely when it’s been shampoo’d and whatnot, but during a game, especially a game in DeathTexas… eek).
–Dustin Nippert’s beard bristles.
–Jeremy Bonderman’s ‘oh no I screwed it up’ face. You know the one I mean. Where he rolls his eyes up to the sky and his mouth is open a little bit and his entire face is just like ‘what did I dooooooo’. That one.
And, you know, an 11-4 loss… although that looks just as awful in non-HD TV.