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The Tigers just signed some guy named Al Alburquerque to a major league contract. He has absolutely no experience above the double-A level so I am not really clear on why we didn’t sign him to a minor league contract, but that’s not important.
HIS NAME IS AL ALBURQUERQUE
(and yeah, check that extra ‘R’ in there, that’s gonna even worse than Jhonny for the editors)
As commenter doowman pointed out in the previous post, we now have the opportunity for someone to introduce Al Al to FredFred. IS YOUR MIND BLOWN YET, BECAUSE LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT MY MIND IS BLOWN.
Anyways. You better watch out, New Mexico! You’re OURS now!