photo by Samara Pearlstein
Super wicked important news! Vastly important! Must-know, huge effects on the future of the team! Massive impact on the 2011 squad!!
Actually, no: none of those things. Zach Miner signed a minor league deal with the Royals a few days ago.
That’s it. That’s what passes for Tigers news right now.
Miner fans may commence the tearing of hair, gnashing of teeth, and rending of garments. Everyone else, feel free to go about your business. Thank you for your time.
PS: To the person who found my blog by searching for “nationalism of Tiger”, the answer is “Detroit” and his name is Paws, not Tiger. You’re welcome.
PS PS: The Yankees are rumored to be showing interest in Jeremy Bonderman. There’s a name for the way this makes me feel… hmm… I know there’s a word for it…