illustrations by Samara Pearlstein
As I first saw on No Run Support, this happened:
BUT THERE WERE NO PHOTOS OF THIS. None. I mean… look. You can’t throw that out there, media, and then not give us an image to go with it. You just can’t. It’s cruel.
So there you go. I inferred the socks.
Then there was this:
Newest candidate for cutest dog in camp: Victor Martinez’s little furry whatever.
My guess is a Shih Tzu.
Tom Gage/Detroit News
and there haven’t been any photos of this either! SHOW US THE DOG. Ugh. For lack of an actual photograph, here’s a Terrible Cartoon guess.
Just a random Brad Penny:
And also this: