DFA your way to victory.

illustrations by Samara Pearlstein

Don Kelly was DFA’d before tonight’s game. The general thinking seems to be that he will pass through waivers– he’s hitting next to nothing, and has hardly been playing at all, so it’s not as if he’s a particularly attractive prospect for other teams at the moment. On the other paw, he IS one of the most versatile cats in the game, and maybe some other team is super into that idea. Who knows.

Point is, he could very easily remain in the Tigers system even following this move, in which case we’d see him back in September; but this could also spell the end of his Detroit tenure and that makes Don Kelly, Jim Leyland, and various other clubhouse personalities sad, sad kittens.


Andy Dirks is back! Finally! And he was 2-for-4 with an RBI and a run scored in his return game! And the Tigers were inspired to great offensive heights, putting up 10 glorious runs on the Racist Logos! Prince Fielder hit all of everything! Anibal Sanchez got his first tiger-striped win! Exclamation mark, exclamation mark!

It is a little unfortunate that this stunningly attractive win should coincide with the potentially permanent departure of Don Kelly– of course, it is probably more accurate to say that this stunningly attractive win was a result of the Tigers at long last running into a team more woebegone and determined to slide ignominiously down the standings than they are. But beggars who have just come off a fairly terrible road trip can hardly be choosy, so we will take the win and Andy Dirks, and wave goodbye to Don Kelly, for now at least.

8 responses to “DFA your way to victory.

  1. Don Kelly’s a good man. If this was his last day as a Tiger, I will miss him.

    But… I’m not going to argue with 10 runs. Welcome Back, Andy.

  2. I am so glad you wrote an article about Don Kelly….I think he is a class act and I am sad to see him leave us. Hope he’ll be back in September..

  3. Don Kelly is a class act. This was the right move, but I am pulling for him to either catch on with another team, or return to the Tigers when rosters expand in September.

  4. Don Kelly seems like a really good guy, and I hope he catches on with another team and does well, like Brandon Inge (who has a 13-game hitting streak going!). It was great to see them score so many runs–hopefully it’s the start of something good for them!

    • Oh, thanks for the Inge stat! What have YOU done for us lately, Ryan? HMMMM?!

      Seriously, though. I doubt Don’s going anywhere, but I really want him to do well somewhere, sometime, for someone. You were very nice to give him such a head of hair in his picture. Aw.

  5. Sad to see Don Kelly DFA’d…in other Tiger’s news, you should do a drawing titled “The Ups and Downs of Danny Worth” because he has been recalled once again.

  6. Don Kelly is still more useful than Ryan RaBUM. That is, to use a Roar-of-the-Tigers-ism, 100% of fact.

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