illustrations by Samara Pearlstein
The Tigers are mired pretty far down into the muck right now. Is it possible for them to be pulled up out of it? Most likely, at this point in the season, no. But if there is any cat who can manage it, that just might be Miguel Cabrera. Come back soon, Miguel! Please!
Also! If you are still upset by the way the Tigers have been conducting their business in Kansas City, here, take a look at this photo of Little Victor examining video of his swing, which Justin Verlander posted on Instagram, in what I can only assume is a bid to prove that there are still decent things in this world.
Roar of the Tigers 
This is what happens when you lose Don Kelly. 😃. Onward to 2016!
Next season we will be back.
Little Victor will not yet be eligible for the Draft, however.
Just when I thought baseball was a terrible, terrible, game, I see news of Little Victor. My faith in baseball is restored. (Maybe.) The newest video of Miggy being Miggy didn’t hurt either.
Sam, I think we just found the way out. Come back to us…k