A couple things that are not cool.

JD Martinez and his broken elbow and its ghostly results.

Illustrations by Samara Pearlstein.

Not cool: JD Martinez breaking his elbow and being out six weeks. It’s not even like he broke it doing something irresponsible like skateboarding or jumping on a trampoline or carrying a bag of frozen meat up the stairs. No, he was just playing baseball and he played baseball a little too hard and there you have it, now the ghostly spirit of Tigers offense can waft right on up and out of that break. Not cool at all.

Also not cool: this situation.

Paws crushed beneath Sluggerrr and the dumb Cleveland C.

Just sayin’.

3 responses to “A couple things that are not cool.

  1. A+++ thigh gaps 😂

  2. But at least they’re 5-1 against the Wrong Sox, meaning God has eschewed killing kittens (except that one time)?

  3. The series with the Royals was a tough one. At least we are off to a good start back at home.

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